Men Just Don't Get It

What's so hard about knowing what a woman wants? Really. We're actually pretty simple. We want affection, understanding, sympathy. We want to be held and left alone. We want to be able to cry without a man constantly asking 'what's wrong?' or 'what did I do?'
For Christmas we want more than a flashlight. For our anniversary, we want more than, well....nothing. For Valentine's Day, we want more than a coffee mug. Okay, I'll give it to him. It was a very nice coffee mug. It's hand crafted and made with Oklahoma clay, and painted with non-lead based paint. Nice right? Why can't I get flowers??? I know that they die, but they're pretty while they last. Why can't I get chocolate? I know I'm on a "diet" and that I would sit and eat the whole box, but it still tastes good. Why can't I get a spa gift certificate? I haven't been to the spa in a few years. It would feel really great to get a massage and a facial. Better yet, why can't I get that engagement ring that I've been waiting on for two years????
I get a coffee mug. For Valentines Day. It's not even pink. Or red. It's green. What exactly is a coffee mug supposed to symbolize? I really don't think Matt has a clue.
So, while he's sitting here watching one of the THREE James Bond movies I got for him for V-Day, I'm sitting on the opposite couch typing what an insensitive ASS I think he's being. The thing is, I think he really means well. He just doesn't get it.